THE BlUE MAGOO II Inertial Breakdown
[A series of nuclear explosions and other unexpected disasters have decimated the world. Traveling through Evergalde forest and tormented by fairies, Geraldine begins to suspect that her companion, Professor, is the mastermind of all this destruction. In the wasteland, a psychotic bird and friendly worm have formed a troubled relationship, the former compulsively attempting to kill the later as they try to figure things out. Meanwhile, Mwilla-Mina, the leech Lola, and Brody's severed head try to come up with a plan of action...}
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A shadowy form flies in from the distance. as it comes into focus, we realize - IT IS MWILLA MINA!
She lands on the
BRODY
OUCH!
MWILLA MINA
Sorry Brody! But am I glad to see you again!
BRODY
We don't have much time.
LOLA
Right! We MUST destroy Professor before Wise Old Dragon gives birth!
MWILLA MINA
Only WE can stop the Blue Magoo!
LOLA
No! Mwilla Mina!! We have to stop PROFESSOR!
MWILLA MINA
Now don't you start with ME, Leech, I'm the team leader!
LOLA
I’m a Lamprey!
BRODY
Shush, Lola. The First thing we have to do is go get Madame Chao,
LOLA
Who?
MWILLA MINA
Ha Ha, They're dead. They're not around anymore, Brody! Oh Honey, don't you understand? We need to stop the BLUE MAGOO! That's our JOB!
BRODY
But -!
MWILLA MINA
But NOTHING, MMMMM-HMMMM!
Brody sighs wearily. He looks at Lola, Who winks
VOICE OF LOLA
Mwilla Mina's confusion aside, it was clear that only WE could restore order to our world....
BRODY
That’s right...QUICK, LETS GO STOP THE BLUE MAGOO!
LOLA AND MWILLA MINA
YEAH!!
THEY TAKE OFF!
CUE MAGOO THEME MUSIC!
INT. ANGEL STUDIO
The dead Angels lay there. Their mouths move.
DEAD ANGELS
Magoo! Yeah, Yeah yeah yeah yeah, YEAH!
EXT. NUCLEAR WASTELAND - DUSK
Lil Blue [a worm] and Frint-Anda-Halph [a bird] are sitting, staring at the Down Town Diner which stands before them.
LIL BLUE
I bet the answers to ALL our questions lay inside...
FRINT ANDA HALPH SQUASHES LIL BLUE UNDER HIS MIGHTY FOOT.
FRINT ANDA HALPH
Lil Blue?
Lil Blue pops out of the ground, next to his smear.
LIL BLUE
What?
Frint-Anda-Halph SMASHES Lil Blue!
FRINT ANDA HALPH
LIL BLUE?
The sun is sinking low in the sky.
Close up on Professor's face. His eyes open slowly. Geraldine is sitting beside him. She has braided her hair.
PROFESSOR
Well Hello!
He tries to get up, but finds his hands bound.
GERALDINE
I want answers.
PROFESSOR
You little twit. You shouldn't have hit me.
She stands over him, her Mini -Skirt drawn tight by her muscular legs.
GERALDINE
Watch it you Bastard! I'm at the end of my rope, and you don't want to fuck with me!
APLAUSE! CHEERS! The fairies are sitting on a nearby rock, watching this little battle. Geraldine stares at them. Fairy Geraldine has been bound and gagged. The Blue Fairy is dressed as professor.
PROFESSOR
Who do you think you're fooling! I'm no jury. I have a brain. You just want to scare some information out of me before some new, AWFUL occurrence happens.
FAIRIES
Ooooooh! Damn!
Geraldine GLARES at them.
GERALDINE
You think you're so smart. But God help, me, I'll DESTROY YOU if you don't start talking!
FAIRY MWILLA MINA
MMMMMM-HMMMMM!
PROFESSOR
Just you TRY it. Just you Shoot me in the head! That's what Mandy would do -
GERALDINE
I Don't have a gun -
PROFESSOR
MANDY would have shot me. And then I would have transformed -found some new way of Tormenting her! just you TRY it, my dear! Watch what happens.
Geraldine KICKS him in the face!
FAIRIES
YEAH! GO KICK HIS ASS!
GERALDINE
Mandy was smart enough to get out of here. That's all I want. And if you're as Damn all powerful as you say you are, why are you still tied up?
PROFESSOR GROWLS! Fairy Geraldine smiles from behind her gag.
PROFESSOR
Okay Then! Lets play this game: Is Geraldine as SMART as Mandy? (He turns to the fairies) I don't know about you folks at home, but I'm eager to stick around and find out! Will she set things right? Will she SHOOT me in the head?
Who can -?
GERALDINE
I told you I don't HAVE a fucking GUN!
PROFESSOR
OH! You know BETTER than that, stupid girl.
Geraldine looks at her hands. there is no gun. FLASH! Geraldine is HOLDING a gun.
PROFESSOR
You don't even know how to USE this place! And YOU think you can stop me!
FAIRIES
HA HA HA HA! What a fucking
Geraldine GLARES at them
GERALDINE
MONSTERS!
She OPENS FIRE on them! they Scatter, Screaming! She lets out a cry of RAGE as she hurls the gun after them,
PROFESSOR
Heh. I like you.
GERALDINE
Get UP! You're coming with me.
She helps him up. He stands, his arms tied behind his back,
PROFESSOR
Where are we going? Figured that out yet?
GERALDINE
We're going to find out what the deal is with that STUPID bird, and that little worm.
Professor smiles grimly, and follows her. After a few steps, she stops.
ANGLE: Her feet
Poor Fairy Geraldine is lying there, still bound and gagged. Geraldine picks her up. They stare at each other. Fairy Geraldine STRUGGLES! Geraldine DROPS her in her purse, and moves on into the forest.
After a moment, with a deadened look of rage, Professor follows.